Murdoc Niccals X Reader Drabble [Name] was the one. After days of wondering what will complete his collection of money, fame, and worship, Murdoc had came to a conclusion. This conclusion was that without [Name], his collection wouldn't be complete. However, making [Name] his would not be an easy task.Murdoc Niccals X Reader Drabble by shirokisaragi
The beautiful [skin tone] skinned woman was smart and wouldn't let any man get to close to her. Because of this, Murdoc had to come up with a plan.
Later that day, [Name] was sitting in her usual spot watch t.v. in Kong studios. Murdoc had been spying on her all day and thought that this was the moment to make his move. "Oh...wow...you're uh.. watching..uh," Murdoc had said in drunken tone. He netered the room shirtless with a rum bottle in his hand. His eyes quickly turned to the t.v. to see what [Name] had been watching.
2D x Reader - I Don't Care2D x Reader - I Don't Care by xTanuki
There you were, snuggled up to your boyfriend, underneath the 'plastic tree' - as he would call it. His arm was slung around you as the sun was setting in the distance. It was quite a beautiful sight.
"Hey 2D," You whispered, looking up at him, "you don't hate me, do you?"
2D blinked. "What're ya talkin' about? Why would I hate ya?"
You frowned. "Well, today, when I met your band mates... I got along with Noodle and Russel, but Murdoc didn't seem to like me very much. He's your best friend, so I thought you might..."
"Aw, c'mon," 2D said with a chuckle, "ya don't think I would hate ya for something' as silly as that, do ya?"
You simply shrugged.
"Mudz is always grumpy, that's all," He replied, "and besides, I love ya no matter what anybody else thinks."
"Okay..." You muttered. You snuggled closer to him as it began to get darker. "I love you, too..."
2D smiled and pulled you closer to land a kiss on your forehead. Your eyes slowly shut as you fell asleep on your boyfriend's shoulder.
101 Ways To Annoy 2D101 Ways To Annoy 2D by Aomqueen
101 Ways to annoy 2D
1. Ask him constantly where his eyes are. If he replys, keep asking.
2. Make fun of his teeth and the way he talks.
3. When he is in a room run in with a blue wig on and start singing (horibbly) and yell "Hey 2D guess who i am!" (extra points if the whole bands there.)
4. follow him constantly and ask him when hes gonna bang murdoc.
5. Poke the holes where his eyes are repeatedly and keep asking if thats where he keeps his drugs.
6. Make fun of his height.
7. Make a sign that says "I kissed Murdoc and I liked it" and stick it to his back.
8. Tell Noodle that 2D told you to tell her that he wants to take her virginity.
9. Draw fanart of 2D and Murdoc making out and stick them all over the place.
10.Drool and nibble on his neck.
11.Keep telling him that he wishes he had a three-some with Paula and Murdoc.
12.Sit beside him and start whispering gibberish into his ear and ask him not to tell anyone.
13.Scream "Tazar Yoot" into his ear while hes trying to sleep.